Evil creator. Travel maven. Award-winning internet expert. Gamer. Troublemaker. Incurable student. Entrepreneur. Webaholic.
I tried killing a spider with a can of cheap hairspray. Now it smokes two packs a day, joined a bowling league, wears blue eye shadow and calls itself Brenda.
Student. Devoted pop culture evangelist. Proud alcohol lover. Extreme travelaholic. Bacon nerd.
Ladies; don’t get mad when guys stare at your boobs because there is going to be a time in the future when no guy will want to look at your boobs after time has had its way with them and they now look like raisins.
In capitalist society work is the cause of all intellectual degeneracy, of all organic deformity.*